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The official DOI 2011/2012 football shirt awards

Monday, August 8th, 2011

The following is a totally (un)scientific and  completely frivolousness opinion filler of a blog piece as we wait impatiently for the Premier League season to kick off.  We fully appreciate the Football League has already played one full set of games but it’s not our fault that Premier and Football League no longer kick off on the same Saturday – hence why our awards appear this week and not last.

League 2

Nominees

Dagenham and Redbridge nude kit: their unique ball inflation technique is really beginning to pay off

Gillingham Town away: Pink and yet dull. Quite an achievement

Winner

Accrington Stanley (Who?): Shades of 70s Germanic magic in design. Clear winner. Perhaps only criticism is shirt could be make out of velour

League 1

Nominees

New home kit

Wycombe Wanderers: for services to hairiest model and most use of product in hair (take a bow Gareth Ainsworth)

Sheffield Wednesday away: Dull design, dull colour. Makes me want to fall asleep just typing th.. zzzzzzzzzz

Winner

 2011-2012 Away Shirt

Walsall Town away: great old school design with a great old school shirt manufacturer. Well done chaps. And sorry he looks a bit wide in our pic

Championship

Nominees

Coventry City: this shirt would have won but the mullet ultimately cost it top spot. And all the tattoos - too many tattoos

Brighton & Hove Albion away: best use of a green highlighter pen and ruler

Winner

Nottingham Forest away: as an echo of the merry men goes this really does take some beating. Wicked and also weird. Love it

Premier League


Everton Home Shirt 2011/12

Everton: this is good, right, but far too French rugger to be a proper footy shirt.

Newcastle United: both the home and away shirts are dreadful. In some ways this makes them a winner of sorts but not on our watch

Winner

Norwich City: whether you like the kit or not City had the wittiest kit launch of all the teams. We also love Wessi in this house very much and he's in it so it has to win. End of


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