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February 11th, 2013

Die deutsche Fußballnationalmannschaft (German national football team) celebrate Debra Orton Illustration coming back on line

Hello all.

We’ve been having some website issues recently which put us out of action for a few days but now we’re back. Terribly sorry.

Good to see you all again.



Gone fishing

June 20th, 2012

We haven’t actually gone fishing but we will be away from the 25th June – 1st July and the office will be closed during that time. We will have limited email access but replies to queries will be slower than normal and all orders taken during that week won’t begin to be processed until we’re back.

If you have a tight deadline or request please email us first!

Debra and Adam



Father’s Day 3: When sons go bad

June 10th, 2012

Dave Weston’s dad comes from the blue side of the Manchester divide. So you’d think it would be a formality he’d end up following in his father’s footsteps…

The merciless rise of the shiny, sanitised ‘English Premier League’ has resulted in whole generations of kids who don’t know what ‘real’ football used to be like. But I know.

I know because I listened to my Dad’s stories about life as a Blue, following Manchester City up and down the country in the late ‘70s and early ‘80s. I’ve seen his pictures too. Pictures of my Dad as a young man, with his long hair and his flared jeans. As a kid they made me think about the rock stars of the ‘70s and the hippies of the ‘60s. But there was no ‘peace and love’ in English football during that time. It was the age of the football hooligan.

With my dad’s passion for football, I’m surprised it took him as long as it did to try and take me to a game. And I can only imagine his discussions with my mum after he announced his plans to take me to Maine Road. Understandably, she didn’t think a stadium full of hoolies, in the middle of early-‘80s Moss Side, was the ideal place for her firstborn son.

My dad didn’t give up though. And between them, my parents settled on some arbitrary date when it would no longer be too dangerous for me to go along. 30th September, 1985. My seventh birthday.

I wish I could say that my excitement mounted in the days leading up to this momentous occasion. That I reached fever pitch – staring at the clock and wishing the time away so that I could take my place in the boisterous crowd, holding my dad’s hand as we surged towards the Kippax. But I can’t. My dad was definitely more excited about the whole thing than I ever was.

Like I said, in those days kids weren’t bombarded with glitzy images of multimillionaire footballers and their interchangeable model/popstar wives. Celebrity culture hadn’t kicked in and there weren’t games on TV every other night. I was much more interested in kicking a ball about with Mark, my nextdoor neighbour, than I was in standing on the terraces, struggling for a glimpse of players I wouldn’t even recognise if they walked past me on the street. City must’ve been playing away from home on my actual birthday because the game Dad decided to use as my introduction to top flight football was against Chelsea, a few days later.

On the Saturday before my birthday, my uncle came round to our house, offering to mind me while Mum and Dad went to the local supermarket for the weekly shop.

What my dad didn’t know was that his brother, my Uncle Barry, had planned a despicable act.

My dad and his brother are part of the last generation of Mancs to grow up watching United one week, City the next (and Stockport County on the rare occasion that there wasn’t a game in Manchester). My Dad was a Blue. My uncle, a Red. And while Mum and Dad shopped, I jumped on the train to town with my uncle.

He spent the entire journey telling me that I was going to Old Trafford to see the best team in the country. He filled my head with talk of Mark Hughes and Bryan Robson (“the best player in England”). But most of all, he kept telling me how funny it would be if I went home and told my dad I was a United fan.

I couldn’t tell you what colour Southampton’s shirts were that day. I don’t even remember seeing Mark Hughes’ winner. But I do remember going home and declaring that I was a Red.

Looking back, it was a horrible thing to do. I can only imagine my dad’s disappointment. Facing the fact that he’d been denied the opportunity to take his boy to the football on a Saturday afternoon – a rite of passage for every dad and lad, and something he’d probably been looking forward to for years.

I only half remember being dragged to Maine Road in the drizzle the following weekend and I’ve virtually no recollection of us standing there as a poor City side lost to Chelsea. What I do know is that the game certainly didn’t change any allegiances in our house.

After that, my dad kind of gave up. He didn’t try and convince me to change my mind. And he didn’t force me to go along to any more games.

What he did do was decide to avoid ever making the same mistake again. I don’t think my mum even put up a fight when Dad started taking my little brother to Maine Road, even though he was no more than a toddler.

I don’t remember seeing my dad get any more excited than the day my brother signed schoolboy forms with City. I doubt he missed a game during my brother’s six years on their books.

We’re a close family now. Even my dad and his brother eventually sorted things out and put the differences of my seventh birthday behind them. But whenever we’re all together at Christmas and the talk inevitably turns to football, my dad still calls my little brother by the title he was given in those early years: “Son Number One”. And it still rankles.

Growing up in the ‘90s and 2000s I watched my team set record after record, winning trophy after trophy. In 1999, days after United stunned everybody by winning the European Cup in the most dramatic way, my dad and brother were forced to take consolation in a play-off final win against Gillingham – and promotion out of the third tier of English football.

If I could go back to 1985 knowing what I know now, I wouldn’t change my decision. I’m pleased I became a Red. But that doesn’t mean I don’t occasionally still feel bad about stitching my dad up, leaving him to fight the Blue fight on his own until my brother came of age. The remnants of that guilt are probably why I’m not too cut up about City winning the league this year.

When I heard that my dad actually cried after City’s title-winning goal went in, it brought a smile to my face.

Enjoy it, Dad. Your team’s been rubbish for way too long.

Dave Weston is a big hitting media relations manager in academia. He also recently got engaged. Congratulations to you both from Debra and I



Father’s Day 2: Me, My Dad and Norwich City

June 6th, 2012

Hi-De-Hi's Sue Pollard.

For this second Father’s Day article, Zoe Morgan recounts a few of the Norwich City supporting experiences she’s shared with her dad in 20 years and counting of following City around the country; experiences that help deepen the bond between father and daughter

I have been going to watch Norwich with my dad since the early 90s when my mother told him to take me somewhere for the afternoon so we were both out of her sight. This may not be strictly true, but it is how the story goes. The 2012/13 season will be our 20th year with season tickets. During that time we have moved to Yorkshire (summer 2000), I have been away at university (2002-2005) and I have moved to Manchester (2008-present). That we are still making the time to go to Carrow Road after all this time makes me incredibly proud.

I have no idea how many games we have seen together during this time – a count of the hundreds of programmes lying around both our houses might help. We always get a programme. I always buy it, usually with my dad’s money, and then he has to hold it during the game. There is no other way we can function. When I go to a game without him, I am at a loss as to what to do with the programme, as I am acutely aware that I should not be holding it.

I could talk for weeks about the last 20 years of watching football with my dad, but I don’t have weeks to spare, so I have picked out a few of the moments which either sum up one or the other (or both) of us, or that make me laugh when I think about them…

Fight

One of the only real fights I have ever seen at the football came when I was quite young and we still lived in Norwich. It was winter, and very cold (why this is relevant will become clear later in the story). We had been to an evening match and were walking up Carrow Hill on the way back to the car. We then saw someone haul a man out of his car, get him on the floor and start kicking him repeatedly. It was pretty scary, pitch black and rather testosterone fuelled. My dad is 6 foot 4 but he’s not exactly the kind of guy you’d be afraid of in a fight. So, I was a little apprehensive when he decided he was going to attempt to break up the kerfuffle. He stormed right over to the warring idiots, and promptly slipped over on a patch of ice and landed flat on his backside. I like to think that the ensuing laughter helped ease the tension slightly.

Stoke

It was late Summer 2005 and we had just returned from a holiday to Kenya. Norwich were playing at the Britannia Stadium one evening and we decided to make the journey down from Yorkshire. An hour and a half’s journey or so later and we were pulling into Stoke. It was only at this point we realised that neither of us had brought a wallet/purse, which, when you’re planning on paying at the gate, isn’t exactly the best idea. We didn’t know anyone else going to the game either, which is quite unusual, so without even the funds necessary to park up and devise a plan of attack, we turned around and drove home. Meanwhile, at the Britannia, Darren Huckerby was sent off and Norwich turned in a dismal performance.

Weasel

We once saw an eager weasel when sat in traffic on the A17. My parents call me weasel. We still talk about that weasel now.

Kick it out

The only time I have ever experienced racism in our quiet enclave of the South Stand, my dad turned round, said ‘I don’t think we want language like that around here’, and carried on watching the game. I was mortified at the time. Now all I feel is pride, and confidence that I would do exactly the same thing.

Criminal Behaviour

I have broken the law and ‘consumed alcohol in view of the pitch’ twice at Carrow Road. The first time, I had a bad chest infection, so my dad bought me a miniature of whisky for ‘medicinal purposes’. It worked a treat. There is absolutely no way I was 18 at the time. The other occasion was on the last day of the old South Stand, with its awful red seats and two ladies’ toilets for the entire stand. It was a sad day. We toasted the old sod with some sparkling wine, which my mum had decanted into a Sprite bottle earlier that morning.

So that’s a little insight into my life of watching Norwich with my dad. There is the football, of course, and the ups and down that life brings along which punctuate the last 20 years with actual events. But it’s the stupid, small things about which I have just written that leave an equally important mark on the memory. Here’s to another 20 good years. Hopefully we’ll remember our wallets next time.

Zoe Morgan has the proud honour of being one of Debra Orton Illustration’s first customers. When not dining out on this fact alone Zoe’s also a big hitting marketing manager within the sporting industry – you can follow her on Twitter here: @zvfm2. Because of the current uncertainty surrounding Grant Holt’s future at Norwich she may soon be left with no option but to enter an official period of mourning a la Queen Victoria. Finally for reasons that escape many she’s also Sue Pollard’s biggest fan and possibly the only one left. Hi-de-hi campers.